It's LUCY BITCH: Archive

It's official. Google has now replaced God.

therealgod: hungryforstrays: First and foremost, is there anything better than Google.com? No. The answer is no. Nothing else. Secondly, have you used GMail lately? It speaks for itself if you have, and if you have not, well… do you live in a cave? Do you happen to still be using Windows 98? Do you dial up the internet using NetZero? Thirdly, invest in Google stock? Because I have. And now,...

Jan 14th

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http://therealsatan.tumblr.com/ask →

Jan 14th

alexgaskarthidhitit: THREE MORE FOLLOWERS TO 666. PLEEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GO-satan. Fuck yes.

Jan 14th

Jan 5th

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What is this?

archangel-michael: I put my location as ‘heaven’, and it puts me in the directory for the USA. Typical American arrogance at its finest. yeah, i put my location as hell and it put me in New York. What the fuckkkk?

Dec 17th

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michelleneedsalife: YOU’RE THE DEVIL! -carlton HAVE FUN BEING MARRIED TO SATAN! http://www.formspring.com/forms/?696356-hyQ5L1hhlN I don’t do marriage. He’ll be my bitch though…

Dec 16th

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When I was an angel, they called me "Hot Wings."

Dec 14th

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Brb, exorcising.

Oh my gosh, typo.

Dec 6th

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December already?

Maybe it’ll freeze over down here. No, probably not lol

Dec 5th

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Lots of new followers!

Any of you guys ever had a special apple before? They taste awesome…

Dec 3rd

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I heard Michael wants a new sword for Christmas.

If he gets that shit, FML. Me and him have serious beef.

Dec 3rd

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Fucking really?

Only 18 people got trampled in stores yesterday. Weak.

Nov 28th

Nov 25th

I have red skin.

Does that make me a fuckin indian? Oh shit I’m an injun.

Nov 17th

GUISE

I FUCKING HACKED BRITNEY TODAY I AM THE SHIT

Nov 12th

This Swine Flu thing is not going as fast as I...

Nov 8th

I fuckin' love Patton Oswalt.

Nov 8th

BRB

Provoking North Korea.

Nov 6th

It's fuckin hot.

rudydontstop: (via therealsatan) Well, is it humid? I can stand the heat, it’s the humidity I can’t take. Nah dude. It’s that molten lava, sulphur, agony-of-the-guilty kind of hot. It’s sorta like a dry heat.

Nov 5th

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It's fuckin hot.

Nov 5th

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Nov 5th

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THE YANKEES WIN!

therealgod: Yeah!!! I do not like Philadelphia, even if my angels love their cream cheese. FUCK YOU I USED TO LOVE THAT CREAM CHEESE. I straight up fuckin hate the Yankees. The Phillies rock those red uniforms like fuckin champions.

Nov 5th

Maine,

Even I’m disappoint. Kudos on the evil shit, but eh, dick move.

Nov 4th