Post reblogged from God's Tumblr
It’s official. Google has now replaced God.
First and foremost, is there anything better than Google.com? No. The answer is no. Nothing else. Secondly, have you used GMail lately? It speaks for itself if you have, and if you have not, well… do you live in a cave? Do you happen to still be using Windows 98? Do you dial up the internet using NetZero? Thirdly, invest in Google stock? Because I have.
And now, Google Chrome. How many miracles did Jesus perform while alive? I surely can’t remember, but I’d bet Google Chrome has performed more.
Yeah but who made the creators of Google?
Bing was all me, baby!
Source: hungryforstrays
THREE MORE FOLLOWERS TO 666.
PLEEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GO-satan.
Fuck yes.
Post reblogged from Michael the Archangel with 9 notes
What is this?
I put my location as ‘heaven’, and it puts me in the directory for the USA.
Typical American arrogance at its finest.
yeah, i put my location as hell and it put me in New York. What the fuckkkk?
Source: archangel-michael
Post reblogged from Hide it all behind a wall, let people wait.
YOU’RE THE DEVIL!
-carltonHAVE FUN BEING MARRIED TO SATAN!
I don’t do marriage.
He’ll be my bitch though…
Source: ineedsomemeaningicanmemorize
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