Post reblogged from God's Tumblr with 6 notes
It’s official. Google has now replaced God.
First and foremost, is there anything better than Google.com? No. The answer is no. Nothing else. Secondly, have you used GMail lately? It speaks for itself if you have, and if you have not, well… do you live in a cave? Do you happen to still be using Windows 98? Do you dial up the internet using NetZero? Thirdly, invest in Google stock? Because I have.
And now, Google Chrome. How many miracles did Jesus perform while alive? I surely can’t remember, but I’d bet Google Chrome has performed more.
Yeah but who made the creators of Google?
Bing was all me, baby!
Source: hungryforstrays
THREE MORE FOLLOWERS TO 666.
PLEEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GO-satan.
Fuck yes.
Post reblogged from Michael the Archangel with 9 notes
What is this?
I put my location as ‘heaven’, and it puts me in the directory for the USA.
Typical American arrogance at its finest.
yeah, i put my location as hell and it put me in New York. What the fuckkkk?
Source: archangel-michael
Post reblogged from The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me with 1 note
YOU’RE THE DEVIL!
-carltonHAVE FUN BEING MARRIED TO SATAN!
I don’t do marriage.
He’ll be my bitch though…
Post with 12 notes
Lots of new followers!
Any of you guys ever had a special apple before?
They taste awesome…
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